It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, 'I WASN'T SHIIIIT!' and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, 'Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials.' to which his talent agent responds, 'Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now. Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable.
